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20 Great Jokes for Halloween
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Why did the ghost go to the party?
Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last!

 

What do ghosts eat for dessert?
Ice scream!

 

What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet!

 

Why don't mummies have friends?
Because they're too wrapped up in themselves!

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

 

Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the grave!

 

What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?
A sandwich!

 

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange!

 

Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
To get another rib!

 

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!

 

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

 

What did the mummy say to the detective?
"I'm all wrapped up in this case."

 

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

 

What's a ghost's favorite exercise?
Dead-lifts!

 

Why did the spider sit next to the computer?
He wanted to browse the web!

 

Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!

 

What's Dracula's favorite type of coffee?
Decoffinated!

 

Why did the vampire get a job at the library?
He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book!

 

Why did the ghost bring a bag to school?
For his boo-ks!

 

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!

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